everybody's at war these days, let's have a mini-surrender.

Today, a teenager turned in a wallet to the zoo lost and found with $150 cash still in it. And people say kids today can't be trusted.

I think somebody dumped an entire box of corn dogs into the wolf enclosure today. Of course, by the time I happened by all that was left was a little pile of wooden sticks and a couple of corn bread crumbs. Definitely corn dogs, though, they're pretty unmistakable. I'd love to know how whoever it was got that whole box into the zoo, we don't even sell corn dogs here.

Folks, we really do mean it when we ask you not to feed the animals. I hate to be a killjoy, but please leave the corn dogs at home.